Rules:
- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
John:
A person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse

[…Yeah, I’ll do the next one too.]

A very extremely confusing guy. Shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. Very flirtatious. Manwhore. Willll lead you on. Hilarious. Full of charisma. You have to love him. Boys are jealous of him. Girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
Not persistent.
Changes moods easily; moody.
Greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..Yet I still want to be with him..

[Dude. That’s actually pretty correct.]


2.) Your age?
13:
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

[Awesome.]

3.) One of your friends?
Jason:
The only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

[Woofreakin’hoo.]

4.) What should you be doing?
Fun:
1. SpongeBob’s Definition:
F- is for friends who do stuff together!

U- is for you and me!

N- is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton's Definition:

F- is for FIRE that burns down the whole town!

U- is for URANIUM... bombs!

N- is for NO SURVIVAL WHEN YOU...

Spongebob and Plankton together:

F- is for Frolic through all the flowers

U- is for ukelele

N- is for nose pickin(not what u think), sharin gum, and sand lickin (what...) here with my best buddy!

[…]

2. Laughing at the idiots who quote spongebob


5.) Favorite color?
Gray:
A beautiful shade, either dark or light. People with the last name Gray are usually mysterious, intriguing, and will mesmerize you..

[Oh okay.]


6.) Birthplace?
England:
A member nation of the United Kingdom. It is part of an island nation in western Europe, which invented football (which we have mixed results in) Rugby (same again) and many other handy things.

Together with Scotish enlghtenment (mainly based in Edinburgh) Welsh raw materials, Irish manpower. The English played a huge part in turning Great Britain into the first truly industrialised nation.

It also (again with the aid of the other home nations) formed the largest empire the world had yet seen. Strangely the English attempts at Empire had been successful but not greatly so, while the Scots had failed in panama. When the two combined however things really took off (strange)

The English also proved themselves to be a strong fighting nation both on sea and land and contrary to popular myth were equal to the other home nation regiments. For some reason many seem to believe that a race of people that sailed across the North sea and took over much of the fertile land of Great Britain and then fought virtualy non stop with Europe, should be considered pansies.

The English are now a hugely mixed group, however as they consider and take pride in their mixed basterdised background (creating a better stronger gene pool) this has had no real negative consequences unless a group is clearly segregating themselves (hence the dislike of the muslim veil)

The English relationship with the rest of the U.K. has been tense for many years in the past due mainly to the constant wars between themselves with no clear outcome other than pointless arguements over things that happened in the middle ages.

The main cause for dislike now is not so much cultural differences (as there are none to speak of other than accents)it is more of a dislike based on news reports wanting to create hatred. Football and Rugby matches that are treated like wars (its only a sodding game)and a sense of calling yoursef different for the sake of wanting to be different. This has been fueled by a largely pointless and over nostalgic view of the past in many celtic countries which now believe they can improve themselves by dressing stupidly and speaking languages that are basically defunct. rather like the Italians reverting to Latin on a whim or the English learning Anglo Saxon.

[Too much to read.]


8.) Last person you talked to?
Josh:

An amazing person that gets all the ladies. He loves to play sports, and is so ripped hes not allowed to hug. The ladies love his big dick. He is also a genius at everything and has too many friends. He plays guitar very great and listens to screamo and heavy metal all day.

[Great.]

9.) One of your nicknames
Dawgfoo:
Dawgfoo isn't defined yet.
[Hah. Eat it.]